Lightning Bolt Energy Drink

14 Nov: Steven Seagal Lightning Bolt Energy Drink

I saw this over at Healthbolt and it was just too funny to pass up. Next up for an energy drink — Chuck Norris. You know what’s adorable? Steven Seagal hawking his juices. Someone sent this to me a while back and I kinda can’t believe I almost forgot to share Steven’s juicy power with the world! (The shame, the shame. And here we were making so much progress.) “It’s time for the Steven Seagal Experience! There is no telling what will happen once you get his juices inside you! Massive explosions, intense hand to hand combat, speaking in cryptic monotone dialog, who knows? So quaff your very own Steven Seagal Lightning Bolt Energy Drink today, and get ready for…