Are you expecting a child? Well, here are some things every expecting parent will need to have in spades once the baby is born, and maybe sooner:

  1. Patience
  2. Wisdom
  3. A good sense of humor

That last one may be the most important one of all. What better time to start than while you are still expectant parents? You have up to nine months to sharpen your wit and prepare to deflect parenting life’s little upsets with a quick one liner. Get started today.

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A Redditer named YellowWoodenTable posted the following sign to a Reddit called Baby Bumps. They found this witty and wise gem on the wall at their OB’s office.

“Found this at my OB appointment today”

Brutally Honest Pregnancy FAQ Sign On OBGYN’s Wall

Are these answers spot-on? What do you think?

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