OMGoodness. That was cute. He nailed it on so many points too. Especially the frying your mouth and everything tasting like rubber for a month...lol.. know the feeling.
I have never had a hot pocket - and probably wont now. It reminds though of some of our meat pies, they are sold HOT, both temperature-wise and spicy-wise. An errant bite can leave your tongue and roof of your mouth needing an hydrant.
